The Metropolitan police today announced that they are going to re-introduce one-man police foot patrols. According to Sir Paul (the most senior Po-Po) "I want our public to feel that if there's uniform from the Met they are there because they want to engage them and make them feel safer." which makes a change from us seeing them and thinking "OH SHIT, he's gonna steal all my weed and knives!" (Which is all i think when i see 'em) I JOKE, I JOKE.... i never see police. For the past 20 years it has been rule one in the "How to be a paid snitch" manual that no single police officer should walk the beat without a buddy to hold there hand and provide a bit more florecity (if thats a word, it a comment aimed at there florescent jackets, ok on we go). But after 20 years with no rise in teenage murders, and a severe lack of terrorism aswell as a real drop in police getting the living shit kicked out of them by Scottish football fans, the Met have unanimously decided that the uniform alone is enough to shit any criminal right up the point that if it really DID come down to it they wouldn't punch the fat cocky, slightly racist fascist in the face and strut away as if a talky shoulder box and a hat doesn't scream AUTHORITY!!!
Growing up in Brixton i think i could probably count on my two, and maybe your two hands how many police i have seen in my entire life, (thats 20 max by the way DUH!) and if "Sir Paul" thinks halving that number will reduce the crime and increase the peace the fuck yeah bring it on! however i am pretty sure that in certain areas such as mine and other "Urban" areas of London the police may be a bit........how can i put this.....?.........OH..PUSSY! to stroll around on their Jacobs maintaining the peace with all the "Chavs" and "hoodies" running a muck, a muck i say!!!!. "I think our members will be a bit concerned about the safety aspect of it. Quite clearly they feel safer in pairs, particularly on night duty and in particular areas." I mean what kind of "piss poor morally" job are the police doing if the POLICE dont feel safe at night, I do! am i braver than the police, am i smarter than the police? do i know the ins and outs of "Urban city" life better than the police? yes yes i do but thats besides the point, i don't have a baton, or a taser that i can shock civilians in the brain with if they don't wake up on the bus and send 20,000 volts shooting through their skull (it happened trust me) so what does this tell us about the Federals? They're shook ones? They abuse their power? This news worthy decision that has taken thousands of pounds of our money aswell as a fuck load of time is completely irrelevant in regards to those parts of the city where there's actual crime a'gwarnin! All this is true, so whats new? NOT A GOD DAMN FUCKING THING!!!!! this is Benofficial reporting!