Sunday 25th May 2009 10:00am Approx, Tego, Jack Nimble, Marvin and myself make our way to the City Hall on the riverbank net to the Tower Bridge, Pollitics is our insentive, Form 696 which is some racist shieeeit!, basically stating that any artist whos music falls under the genres; Grime, Bashment or Rap must fill out a form giving info such info as Government name, Address and ethnicity of the audience ecpected, just in case one of those racially motivated Rap riots happens that we all hear about, remember whn M.O.P shot a white guy for dancin along to Ante Up, it was awful. So the BBc1 thought this form deserved some air time on the always informative "Pollitics show" they of course first contacted our very own Hip-Hop representetive Akira The Don, being a man of the people Akira directed the attention of the fat cats to Marvin, for a more accurate view on the Racism that is being directly shoved into the already failing system of the live "Urban" Music performance, ontop of the fact that he him self is a Black (Not offensive, cam down) aswell as a fairly well etablished blogger ove ron www.deilinthedistance.blogspot.com helped with posts from himslef and Producer Jack Nimble and Tego.
A BMV 5 series picks Marv and Nimbl up in Streatham while me and Tego make our own way there trailing said BMW in our whip like reall an truely awesome spies (Its not like we weren't meant to be there, we just like bein' awesome spies, RIGHT!?) We were throughouly entertained by the sight of what can only be accurately depicted as Thousands of "Millwall FAAAANS" on their way to Wembley to see what they had no idea would be a real kick in the teeth for all South Lonononers who care more about kickin teeth than balls (Footballs) , I for one am a South Londoner who was happy to see the Lions get the shit punched out of them in such a manor, but thats me. Once we arrived at City Hall we waited in the Green Room for about 20 mins along with Mr Peter Thatchell, one of the bravest men in the entire country, that s right i rep, for him , not them...not that i have a problem with them, i just dont hug em, you know.
Anyway when we go down to buisness Marvin was on live BBC1 programming puttin his views across his views and...shit, all went well, he didnt whip it out, he didnt shit, or poop, or burp or go on a racial tirade against the damn crackers (That's what i had planned)thats right Marvs a National Celeb now, all proffessional nd shit! as for me? well im the face in tCity hall now, they all know, thay all want me, next stop...perhaps a cameo in Horne and Corden, or a speaking role in Eastenders or perhaps i could be on BBC3's "Im fat and/or ugly thus need to be mocked on tele" I love that SHIT!!!!