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This Shit Bangs outrageous. Akira The Don.....NICE!

DUDE! eat a salad!

As a lifetime vegetarian and lifetime asshole i thrive on tellin' carnivores how fuckin immoral they are (Shit's fun) i have come up against all manner of meat eater in my line of conflict, the fast food only i.e "if it aint a pattie it wont get eaten": The retarded i.e "I'll eat chicken, but not chicken heart, no beef, but duck etc etc and of course the connoisseur i.e "I'll eat any thing movin" i must say the latter is the only manner of carnivore i can even vaguely respect, if you eat animal you eat all animal, no racism, no ignorance nice. However pointless and time wasting it is to attempt to persuade a meat eater to put down the carcus and pick up a celery it is still a hobby of mine that i divulge in at every opportunity, its like questioning somebodies faith, only they can't get TOO upset about it cos its just sustenance as opposed to salvation and as much as you may enjoy chomping on some sweaty bloody muscle you know you could just as easily slice an apple or suck a carrot (these no-homo jokes doin anything for ya'?) But it has come to my attention recently that the ever increasing mass of meat consumed by man is becoming something of a global issue that apparently effects not only you being a fat fuck who's breathe kicks of death but also it effects "The Earth"

Now let me clear this up, i am a vegetarian (Go on laugh it up, just dont have a heart attack) i am no mans hippie, no mans tree hugger, shit i'll eat you if left with no choice without a second thought but whilst conducting my daily intake of world news from around....well....the world i stumbled upon a news story on the Guardian website sighting that fat fucks are killin us all, now understand when i say fat i don't mean weight, or size i mean Fat Filthy Mcdonalds obsessed bastards who's 5-a-day is the chips on the side, or a strawberry milkshake instead of chocolate or perhaps an apple pie, im talking abouth the shmuck who leaves their vegetables on the plate and get their dinner from whatever takeout place is named after an American state E.G Kentucky, Tennessee or Dallas. Those are the type of bitches we hate (Snakes/Masta Ace Ft Rah Digga) Like i say im not judging meat eaters, its up to you what you put inside your body, but in this health crazy world that we live in i find it incredible that" the UK consumes 19% more food than it did 40 years ago, which equates to an extra 60 mega tonnes of greenhouse gas emissions a year. It also included the extra transport-related emissions caused by the increased obesity." Greenhouse gases my fuckin ass, you can disregard that if you like but the point is still there 19%!!!! and although i disregarded the greenhouse gas remark 60 megatons is the kind of weight that shits me up, doesnt even sound like a measurement, sounds like a transformer, a Decepticon !(The bad ones for you too young or too ignorant)

As a youngster i was taught that the health of a person could be directly discovered by calculating the BMI (Body Mass Index) of said person, this is your weight divided by your height times Pie or some shit i don't know i didnt pay attention, all i remember was what the numbers meant:

BMI Categories:
Underweight = <18.5 weight =" 18.5-24.9" overweight =" 25-29.9" obesity =" BMI">

Now im sure BMI is just another load of bullshit that they brainwashed us with like Heaven or the O-zone layer but none the less i did some research and discovered the average BMI of us, thats right US! I discovered that the average male BMI in England between 1994 and 2004 rose from 26 to 27.3. For women it rose from 25.8 to 26.9 which equates to an extra half a stone (about 3kg). That's some rise in just one decade, let alone four. Furthermore, it is estimated that 40% of Britons will be classified as obese by 2010, thats next year SHIT! Although this study was taken out to see the significant impact of our increased weight and/or consumption of more meat resulting in more slaughter than ever before on the Planet Earth DUDE! it has become more than that it has become a show of how weak and fat and stupid we as a people are becoming. We are queen ants ( bare with me im going somewhere) we sit on our fucking asses waiting for others to feed us, to sustain us, we do not hunt, we can not hunt, with no gun we're defenseless as a people and this is our own doing, drop Rick Waller in the jungle what could he kill, he couldnt climb for a bird or squirrel, he couldnt run for a bore or lamb (there are no lambs or squirrels in the Jungle) he would be screwed, i would eat plants if necessary but if not i, i with my vegetable power would catch that bore and climb for that bird with no problem, then i'd eat it, real quick like see! no probs! but thats just 'cos im better than Rick Waller, or you, yeah im better than you no doubt.

In summary "PUT THE FUCKING PATTIE DOWN AND N'YAM A CARROT OR SOME FUCKING DUST!"

Keiran Vs Kieron

(Keiran Murtagh)

This is without question the most positive post of mine you're likely to read like.....ever. The reason for this new wave of enthusiasm and general happiness is souly down to number 83 on my digital television box. "83" better know as Sky Sports News is the saviour of digital television with 24 hour sport updated info, however little did i know that within the space of a week and a half would sky sports news go form being the saviour of digital television to the saviour of my entire generation. You may or may not have read a previous post on this blog listing the reasons my generation sucks sweaty nut sack (i stand by them all) however a glimpse of light has somehow slithered into my fairly dark and gloomy outlook on the late 80's early 90's baby, well rather 2 glimpses, tho they sound awfully similar.

Yeovil Town are a Coca Cola league one Football team that have just recently escaped the cold grasp of relegation thanks to one OUTSTANDING player. Keiran Murtagh is an old school friend of mine with whom i spent most of my early adolescent youth getting' up to all sorts of shit. I lost contact with him once we left school under belief that having already been playing for Charlton Athletic for a year before the end of school that disassociating him from a bad egg like myself would give him a push in the right direction and maybe one day he would repay my distance with a million pounds once he signs his first major deal with Manchester United (Thats who he supported not me, I'ma GOONER!) I attempted to follow Murtagh's career through the medium of T'internet informing me of his move to fisher Athletic and Trial at Fulham Football Club, then, nothing, he dissapeared nobody could find him, not even my secret agent ninjas who found Saddam WAY before the yanks did. It took an anonymous E-mail that to this day i have no clue was sent by detailing a car crash in the Tower hamlets are of East London in Which a young Footalling starlet had been driving under the influence and ploughed his mothers car into a wall injuring FOUR of his friends, It was Kieran incase you hadnt cottened on yet, ya thicko! This was the first piece of news i'd had regarding Mr Murtagh for about 2 years and it was distressing to say the very least, the case that followed the crash was a major local talking point bringing into the question the power of football over law Branding Murtagh's behaviour as "disgraceful", Judge King added: "You had been speeding in order to show off to your young friends."certain prats commented (and i quote) :A new defence plea then "Talent and prospect". Lets just hope that when this moron reaches the pinnicle of his "talent and prospect" and he's doing 100mph, drunk, in his Ferarri that your kids are safely at home. A new defence plea then "Talent and prospect". Lets just hope that when this moron reaches the pinnicle of his "talent and prospect" and he's doing 100mph, drunk, in his Ferarri that your kids are safely at home. All i can say to that is i know who wrote this and my Ninja's are on their way to dealing with it. By this point i had decided it was a safe idea to get my CI's back on the case of Murtagh football, a while passed wih no word untill i was informed that he had signed to Yeovil Town a struggling League 1 team, relief, he hadn't blown it his ball dreams hadnt deflated like a true fiens weight, he hadnt burnt out or been tossed out like most other inner city football prospects, he was still very much a footballer and still very much on his way to the top, you know which made me happy, not like wierd happy like im pinnin all my hopes on him, i mean hey i got my own shit goin ya kna' ima busy guy.....i do stuff.....music stuff.............i blog...But it was reassuring to know that I hadnt cocked it up for him really. My happiness for the lad was doubled with just pure unpresidented pride just a couple of weeks ago whilst watching OL' 83 when i saw the highlights of The game between Yeovil Town and Milwall Fc, partly because Yeovil won and FUCK MILWALL but mainly because i was given a glimpse o fyoung Murtagh playing in a lovely through ball for the wining goal on a television set infornt of 6000 at the stadium aswell as the hundreds of thousands, possibly millions who tune into sky sports news every single day. In summary of this post.....HE MADE IT...THANKS TO ME.

(Kieron Cadogan)
I must also pay an homage to young Kieron Cadogan who is another friend of mine, whom however i have not known as long and as well as Mr Murtagh i still consider a good friend had a debut performance for none other than Crystal Palace fortenight ago, which is not only dope because Crystal Palace are the South London team that fucking rep, but also because Niel Warnock is the king of bringing through the English Talent and Kieron couln't be at a better club (Except maybe Arsenal) But yet again my Pride and hapiness is doubled with an appearence on Sky Sports News for my boy and again added to when thr young fucking gangster scored in the dying minuites of the game aginst Cardiff to earn a valuable point for the Eagles.

This is the first installment of "K-Watch" stay tuned...........its too late......YOU CANT UNWATCHIT....what you know now you will know forever.

Shame on Me!? SHAME ON YOU YA SHMUCK!

The G20 Summit..........right....where to start? Ok The Powers that be i.e Barack Obama and the guy running England...Tony Blair? No its Gordon something...Ramsey? i think so, doesn't matter. What matters is the "Revolution" that was set to occur over the past couple days, i don't know about you but i feel Revolted. There's a new feel of power amongst the many rather than the mighty, like today i went to the lavatory, i didn't even have to ask permission!!!!! i Shit you NOT! All it took was the brave to stand up and say "Shame on you!" HARSH HARSH WORDS! the kinda words that make a man quake with fear just before he sticks his head out the window and tells you to get a real job. Now i would like to make this clear, (clear throat) i am no friend to the banker and the concept of a revolt against the powers that be who treat us like morons is the reason i put my feet on the ground each morning (I sleep like a bat, but thats for another time) but there was just something about a Revolutionary protest by Londoners that struck me as a bit.... soft. Now don't get me wrong, i know real Londoners and i mean REAL Londoners are gritty hard bastards but you werent going to get real Londoners protesting the banks, wearing shirts with slogans and just generally fucking up the everyday running of probably the most important city in the world just so they can "be a part of it maaaan" thats hippie talk. The days Pre "revolution" were clouded with doubt and fear about how far these protesters would take it, talk of Anarchy and carnage, rumours that if Canary Wharfs lights werent all out by midnight April 5th it would be torn down, awesome threat met by no follow up on the promises. As the tension mounted it all got a bit.....British, the message switched back and forth between "Anarchy!" and "have shame" Anarchists need not pass judgement, just get Anarchy! (don't know if thats good grammar but you get it)

The Anarchists turn into Protestors, then everyone is a FUCKING PHOTOGRAPHER! above is a picture of an "Anarchist" throwing a...thing through the window of RBS (Royal Bank of Scotland)whilst his fellow "protestors" take snaps to sell to the papers, or maybe as proof that "i was there at the G20 riots" Certain people went home with greater momentous of their fun day out in the city.

This Lucky fella got his head cracked open once the police got their riot gear on. Poeple claim that the police response to the protestors was brutal and unecessary, i disagree (i know fuck the po-po) i have known since the Brixton riots of '95 and various other instances perhaps before but certainly since that if you push the police they will kill you, KILL YOU they are the law, also this Prat's got the kinda face id break given the chance. Now i must state that the loss of a life in such embarrasing circumstances is terrible and my thoughts are with the persons family, however when you organise a couple thousand strong "Anarchists" there must have been some talk of potential life loss, or at the very least that the police havent got the best track record of dealing with hostile situations, they got shaky trigger fingers and tasers with a mind 'o they own.

Like i say the loss of life is unfortunate, but whats more unfortunate is that this person died for fuck all, no change, no real attempt of change, just a sit down. YOU YOU protestors cost this man his lfe for a sit down! you could have just started a facebook group "G20 : It aint Right, Right?" no deaths, i could have gotten to work , RBS would still have windows and the world wouldn't be luaghing at us right now.

In the Future when you students and photograpehrs and hippies and just general fucking morons wanna make a stink, fuck off to france let them show you how its done, honestly Rangers fans made more of an impact than you!!!!! FUCK OFF, I DON'T RATE YOU!